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pochowek:History proves that even when it was normal to carry swords around for combat reasons,...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 12:53:46 -0400

History proves that even when it was normal to carry swords around for combat reasons, there were also those that just carried swords because swords are fucking cool. Its kinda sad you cant do that right now. the polish nobility thought the sabre is one of the most important elements of your attire. just fucking accessorize with a sword

lesbianfemmefatale: moonridi: lesbianfemmefatale: Make fake fangs an everyday look 2018 This is...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 12:39:45 -0400

lesbianfemmefatale:

moonridi:

lesbianfemmefatale:

Make fake fangs an everyday look 2018

This is why no one wanna be friends w y’all

Gothphobia?? On my post??

gneissburrito: Fun fact:Mika’s No Place in Heaven album captures every feeling you will ever have...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 12:37:51 -0400

gneissburrito:

Fun fact:
Mika’s No Place in Heaven album captures every feeling you will ever have as a gay and is therefore the most important gay work of art.

probablybadrpgideas: Feed a person vampire blood, you get a ghoul. Feed an animal vampire blood, you...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 22:03:55 -0400

probablybadrpgideas:

Feed a person vampire blood, you get a ghoul. Feed an animal vampire blood, you get a hellhound. Water a plant in vampire blood, you get a mandrake.

Fill up your car with vampire blood? Probably good things, let’s try it.

pervocracy: Everyone knows that on Uber/Lyft you should always give the driver five stars unless...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 22:03:23 -0400

pervocracy:

Everyone knows that on Uber/Lyft you should always give the driver five stars unless they, like, drive the car into the ocean or something, right? You can’t say “the ride was fine, nothing special, so I gave them three stars,” because the company will punish them for being anything less than perfect.

Well, you should know that the same rule goes for any kind of customer service survey. Unless the service you received was unacceptable, give them 5/5 or 10/10 or whatever. It’s annoying, because it ruins the sensitivity of the survey, but it’s how it’s gotta be. 9/10 gets treated like a problem and 6/10 gets treated like a disaster. Understand this and do the workers a favor by grading easy.

blackitolism: theyarnlesbian:femme lesbians are works of artAnd I’m the security guard yelling at...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 21:54:09 -0400

blackitolism:

theyarnlesbian:
femme lesbians are works of art
And I’m the security guard yelling at straight men “no touching” and “no flash photography”

dreamy-bisexuall: Im sorry but why are bi and pan girls so fucking cool??? bi and pan trans girls...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 21:52:22 -0400

dreamy-bisexuall:

Im sorry but why are bi and pan girls so fucking cool???

bi and pan trans girls

bi and pan girls of colour

mentally ill and disabled bi and pan girls

Just. So. Fuckin. COOL.

im sobbing rn

dereknursey: sweetpeamann: the floor is villifying a gay man for not coming out

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 21:45:45 -0400

dereknursey:

sweetpeamann:

the floor is villifying a gay man for not coming out

geodude: gaymidnighter: this was so iconic this was so cute

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 21:35:46 -0400

geodude:

gaymidnighter:

this was so iconic

this was so cute

shodaw:If raven was your favorite teen titan as a kid you gay now

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 21:31:08 -0400

shodaw:

If raven was your favorite teen titan as a kid you gay now

marysuewhipple: roguewen: losagelessbystvincent: africanaquarian: marysuewhipple: marysuewhippl...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 21:28:58 -0400

marysuewhipple:

roguewen:

losagelessbystvincent:

africanaquarian:

marysuewhipple:

marysuewhipple:

Also current Jeff Goldblum is hotter than 80s Jeff Goldblum. No point in time traveling to fuck him at his prime; he’s already here in the present.

I don’t remember posting this, but I stand by it.

fuck both versions so you can compare and contrast

@twolverine

you fools: all jeff goldblums are Prime Jeff Goldblums. he is perfect in every time at every age.

You know what? You’re right. You’re right and I’m a dumbass and this post belongs to you now.

bannerkhov: gar-dev-oir: thewickedandthehufflepuff: thor is to wlw what carly rae jepsen is to...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 21:27:18 -0400

bannerkhov:

gar-dev-oir:

thewickedandthehufflepuff:

thor is to wlw what carly rae jepsen is to mlm

Thanks for clearing this up in a way I can understand

No cops at Pride just Thor with his hammer and Carly with her sword

infamous-legacy: kennedying: bemusedlybespectacled: flockof: s...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 21:27:12 -0400

infamous-legacy:

kennedying:

bemusedlybespectacled:

flockof:

stayingwoke:

intergalacticsociety:

But they aren’t documented so they wouldn’t be pa…..nvm

This is a huge misconception for regular Americans. When the government uses the phrase “undocumented” they’re using it incorrectly because if they were truly undocumented then they would’ve be in system. However these immigrants are in the system and they pay taxes, file tax returns and get no benefits that citizens and legal residents get. They also get to see ICE showing up at their doors because the government has their addresses. Fun fact. “Undocumented” workers pays $12 billion dollars every year in taxes. https://www.google.com/amp/www.forbes.com/sites/niallmccarthy/2016/10/06/how-much-tax-do-americas-undocumented-immigrants-actually-pay-infographic/amp/

Reblogging for info.

“Undocumented” just means “without papers,” i.e. a social security card, valid visa, etc. They’re still on databases and whatnot, they just don’t have the documentation that allows them to reap the benefits.

so if it didn’t click- the government is aware of their presence and gladly taking their money under the table while simultaneously promoting the idea that undocumented people are a threat and encouraging hatred and distrust of them
it’s super messed up, literally the scheme of an evil villain, and it’s really happening

🗣 undocumented immigrants in Los Angeles contribute more to the GDP than the state of Montana and like 5 other states

baking-accident:important character type: kids’ media villain who can’t really be that evil bc it’s...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 21:26:01 -0400

baking-accident:

important character type: kids’ media villain who can’t really be that evil bc it’s a cutesy g-rated show and they constantly fail at all their schemes so they just come off as kind of endearing and hang out with the heroes sometimes

Photo

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 21:25:29 -0400

notkatniss: this guy literally doesnt need tan

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 21:24:01 -0400

notkatniss:

this guy literally doesnt need tan

‘LGBTQ people were born perfect’: A new bill would ban conversion therapy nationwide

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 21:23:42 -0400

‘LGBTQ people were born perfect’: A new bill would ban conversion therapy nationwide:

believe-out-loud:

This bill would allow the Federal Trade Commission to classify conversion therapy and its practitioners as fraudulent.

inkskinned: some stuff isn’t just a trope, you know? in the movies, we’re introduced to women who...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 14:30:22 -0400

inkskinned:

some stuff isn’t just a trope, you know? in the movies, we’re introduced to women who are “experts” who have trained for years, who live and breathe and are willing to die for whatever the male main character has never even experienced before. and then he takes the reigns and upstages her, instantly, with a little bit of friendly bewilderment because, come on, it’s not antifeminist, he’s just good, he’s standing there having shown he’s actually more powerful than she’ll ever be - and we buy it. and then we go home and when we live and breathe something we still ask ourselves. “am i actually good at this? or is some fool going to walk into this presentation eighteen minutes in and offer a sarcastic and biting correction?” we wait for the man to show up and prove that, despite awards and training and an excellent job position, we’re actually just secretly incompetent.

the trope isn’t just setting up for us “this man is good at what he does” – the fact that the trope demands our male hero upstage the woman says: even an incompetent man will always be better than the best woman. he could have upstaged the sage boss or whatever other male in power exists in the movie. but he doesn’t. he upstages the woman to earn his pack order because she is, intrinsically, the weakest link. the real fight will be man against man. it always is.

and i wish, i wish it stopped outside of the theater. but the number of men who try (gently) to assure me that they’re actually better at what i have multiple degrees and years of experience in - it tells me it worked. men are always looking to be the hero, to interrupt, to upstage, to flip the woman on her back and expose her to all your fellow men - see! for someone who has been doing this forever, she’s just another woman. i am reminded by a man this is called mansplaining. i said “it’s a system of silencing women” and he said, “no, it’s just an accident.” in the movie, he sees himself pointing to my equation on the board, having just walked in. “here’s the flaw,” he says. in the real life, i’m too frustrated to speak. in the movie, he’s inevitably right.

elle woods flipping her hair and saying what, like it’s hard? was a funny line. it’s funny because in every other movie, it’s said by a guy.

vzmp: vzmp: tbh i think a lot of straight people being ‘clueless’ are just them adamantly denying...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 17:50:42 -0400

vzmp:

vzmp:

tbh i think a lot of straight people being ‘clueless’ are just them adamantly denying gay people exist

i’ll never forget that woman who went to buy a bed with her wife and the saleswoman would not accept they were lesbians even when they said ‘we’re married’ the saleswoman had a pained look on her face and asked ‘friend-married?’ they’re not clueless or stupid they’re just monsters

dreambutch: gigi-tastic: malocclusive: foxy-filly: So I need...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 17:49:25 -0400

dreambutch:

gigi-tastic:

malocclusive:

foxy-filly:

So I need y’all to understand, it’s not just the treadmill, life with this cat is all yelling all day.

That’s a familiar and I am INFINITELY JEALOUS

SHE I SINGING YOU FOOLS. LET HER SING YOU HER SONGS

!!!!!!!
We have a cat who is similarly colored and acts EXACTLY like that. A menace!!